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Top Ten Signs You Bought A Bad Computer...
Thanks to Ron Blitz
The Top Ten signs are:
- Lower corner of screen has the words "Etch-a-sketch" on it
- It's celebrity spokesman is that "Hey Vern!" guy
- In order to start it you need some jumper cables and a friend's car
- It's slogan is "Pentium: redefining mathematics"
- The "quick reference" manual is 120 pages long
- Whenever you turn it on, all the dogs in your neighborhood start howling
- The screen often displays the message, "Ain't it break time yet?"
- The manual contains only one sentence: "Good Luck!"
- The only chip inside is a Dorito
- You've decided that your computer is an excellent addition to your fabulous paperweight collection
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