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How does a chicken cross the road…..
Thanks to msn
- NT Chicken:
- Will cross the road in June. No, August. September for sure.
- OS/2 Chicken:
- It crossed the road in style years ago, but it was so quiet that nobody noticed.
- Win 95 Chicken:
- You see different colored feathers while it crosses, but cook it and it still tastes like ... chicken.
- Microsoft Chicken (TM):
- It's already on both sides of the road. And it just bought the road.
- OOP Chicken:
- It doesn't need to cross the road, it just sends a message.
- Assembler Chicken:
- First it builds the road ...
- C Chicken:
- It crosses the road without looking both ways.
- C++ Chicken:
- The chicken wouldn't have to cross the road, you'd simply refer to him on the other side.
- VB Chicken:
- USHighways!TheRoad.cross (aChicken)
- Delphi Chicken:
- The chicken is dragged across the road and dropped on the other side.
- Java Chicken:
- If your road needs to be crossed by a chicken, the server will download one to the other side. (Of course, those are chicklets)
- Web Chicken:
- Jumps out onto the road, turns right, and just keeps on running.
- Gopher Chicken:
- Tried to run, but got flattened by the Web chicken.
- Lotus Chicken:
- Don't you *dare* try to cross the road the same way we do!
- Mac Chicken:
- No reasonable chicken owner would want a chicken to cross the road, so there's no way to tell it to.
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