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Top 10 Signs You Have No Friends
Thanks to John David - woodjd@sympatic.ca
- No calls from salespeople pushing MCI's Friends & Family plan.
- You go to a video store and say out loud to yourself, "Well, what do you want to rent tonight?"
- You send birthday cards to members of the McLaughlin Group.
- You are one of the five best solitaire players in the world.
- Your initials are G.S., and you own a Major League Baseball team in the Bronx.
- At your funeral, the entire eulogy is, "Yup, he's dead."
- Having a superbowl party means dressing up your dogs in sweaters and tying them to the furniture.
- James Taylor sings the first few bars of "You've got a Friend," notices you in the audience and stops.
- You're still drinking from the same keg you bought on New Years '87.
- All your phone calls start with "976".
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