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31 Ways To Discover If You're Addicted To MSN (The Microsoft Network):
Thanks to msn
- You find yourself tilting your head when you smile.
- Your MSN bill is larger than your house payment.
- When laughing, you find yourself saying "LOL" out loud.
- You get more email than snail mail.
- When introducing yourself to people, you use your screen name.
- You are no longer afraid of a mouse.
- If you are a male and see a female in the "real" world that you wish to meet, your first thought is to ask her to join you in room 201.
- If you are a female and see a male in the "real" world that you wish to meet, your first thought is that you wish he'd invite you to room 201.
- You don't understand the humor in the above-mentioned 7 and 8, since the "real" world is at your fingertips.
- When seeing someone you wish to meet, your second thought is wishing they'd be on MSN so you wouldn't have to meet them in person.
- When you have sex, you no longer are concerned of sexually transmitted diseases.
- You are beginning to say ACK !!! in the "real" world.
- Although you don't know what they look like, you become insanely jealous of people that are hitting on your cyber love.
- You don't even know what your cyber love looks like.
- The only way that your child can get your attention is by:
A) Standing in front of your screen
B) Inviting you to room 201
C) Telling you that Russ Seigleman is on the phone - When your spouse is mad at you, they threaten to erase your email and you humbly, earnestly, and quickly beg for forgiveness.
- When at work, your boss constantly reminds you that the word i should be capitalized.
- When going on a job interview, and asked if you have any questions about the company, your first response is to ask if they are on MSN.
- When looking at signs, you wonder why they are always yelling at you.
- When leaving to go to the bathroom, you find yourself saying "BRB".
- When meeting a stranger, you ask for their member properties. If they have no props, you ask for an age/sex/location check.
- Your spouse now complains of you moving your fingers in your sleep instead of talking.
- Your family has forgotten what you look like, they've only seen the back of your head for the past three months.
- Instead of using commas.... you use ellipses....
- You understand the humor in all of these jokes because you have committed them yourself!
- You put on sunglasses when you have used bad language.
- You go and sit 60cm/24" from the TV screen.
- You say "cya" or "later" instead of saying good bye.
- You cannot keep your fingers still while watching TV.
- You start typing replies on your lap to questions on TV Quiz shows.
- You bow or curtsy as you enter into peoples lounges, like you do when entering a lounge on the MSN as a mark of respect to the host for leniency, just in case you may need it while in there.
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