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10 Things that would be different if Microsoft started building cars:
Thanks to msn
- A particular model year of car wouldn't be available until after that year - instead of before it
- Every time they repainted the lines on the road, you'd have to buy a new car.
- Occasionally your car would just die for no reason, and you'd have to restart it. For some strange reason, you'd just accept this.
- You could only have one person in the car at a time, unless you bought a "Car 95" or a "Car NT". But then you'd have to buy more seats.
- Sun Motor Systems would make a car that was powered by the sun, twice as reliable, and five times as fast - but it would only run on five percent of the roads.
- The oil, engine, gas and alternator warning lights would be replaced with a single "General Car Fault" warning light.
- People would get excited about the "new" features in Microsoft cars, forgetting completely that they had been available in other cars for many years.
- We'd all have to switch to Microsoft gas.
- The U.S. government would be getting subsidies from an auto maker instead of giving them.
- New seats would force everyone to have the same size butt.
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