Lighten-up with Baarns
Computer Programmer Jokes
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- Beware of programmers who carry screw drivers!
- Programming today is a race between software engineers striving to build bigger and better idiot-proof programs, and the Universe trying to produce bigger and better idiots....So far, the Universe is winning.
- Programming is like sex, one mistake and you have to support it for the rest of your life.
- Real Programmers never work from 9 to 5. If any real programmer is around at 9 a.m., it's because they were up all night.
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