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Top 10 Signs Your Son is a Hacker
Thanks to John David - woodjd@sympatic.ca
- Your phone bill lists 1,987 household lines.
- Your son tells you that his interview with the Secret Service agent was for a social studies assignment.
- You receive mail addressed to Phil D. Phreak.
- Your son cheers Lex Luthor whenever a Superman movie is on TV.
- The CEO of a regional Bell operating company appears on your doorstep, sobbing uncontrollably and begging for forgiveness.
- You find a copy of Phrack magazine hidden under the underwear in your son's bedroom dresser (the Playboy magazines are next to the hand held scanner, of course.).
- The kid asks for a Novel Access Server for his birthday.
- The little silver covered wheel on your electric meter spins so fast it files off, slices your neighbors elm tree neatly in two and flattens a tire on a Chevy Monte Carlo three blocks away.
- Your son's English teacher calls, sounding really curious, to ask why your son selected the Oklahoma City phone directory for his monthly book report.
- He names Robert Morris Jr. as his "Most Admired American".
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