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Arrow Top 10 Signs That You've Overdosed on the World Wide Web
Thanks to msn

  1. Your latest pickup line is: "So, what's your home page address?"
  2. You see a beautiful sunset and you half-expect to see "Enhanced for Netscape 1.1" on one of the clouds.
  3. You are overcome with disbelief, anger and finally depressed acceptance when you encounter a Web page with no links.
  4. You've just proposed to a person you've never met in person.
  5. You feel compelled to consult the "Cool page of the day" on your wedding day.
  6. You are driving on a dark and rainy night when you hydroplane on a puddle, which sends your car careening toward the flimsy guardrail that separates you and the precipice of a rocky cliff—and certain death—so you look for the BACK button.
  7. You visit "The Really Big Button that doesn't do Anything" again and again and again.
  8. Your dog has his own Web page.
  9. So does your hamster.
  10. When you read a magazine, you have an irresistible urge to click on the underlined passages.

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